As the leaves turn crimson and the air gets that extra chill, one question seems to be on everyone’s mind: Who is Mildred, the Multi-Eyed Monster Mom?
Meet Mildred the Multi-Eyed Monster
If you’ve followed Monster Month, you’ve probably heard the name whispered in the shadows or seen her playful messages pop up on social media.
But here’s the thing—no one’s ever actually seen Mildred.
Why, you ask?
Well, for starters, our dear Mildred has a bit of a habit of sleeping through Monster Month and its month-long events.
Yep, that’s right. This multi-eyed matriarch managed to snooze through the first 20 years of celebrations.
As she puts it:
"Let’s just say I could sleep through a full moon party hosted by werewolves and not bat a single eyelash—of which I have six... hundred." 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️
Mildred’s Story: The Legend Awakens... Eventually
You see, Mildred hails from a long line of monstrous royalty.
Her ancestors were known for wreaking havoc and throwing some pretty wild crypt parties, but Mildred? She’s a bit more laid-back.
While the monsters of Elora and Fergus have been rising from their slumber every October to celebrate Monster Month, Mildred has spent the last two decades snuggled up in her cozy crypt.
"What can I say? When you're a monster mom of three tiny terrors, beauty sleep isn't just optional—it's the difference between spooky and scary!" Mildred jokes. "Plus, have you ever tried juggling potion spills, haunted homework, and school drop-offs in the same morning? Exhausting!"
But here’s the exciting part—after 20 years of sleeping through two decades of Monster Month fun, Mildred finally woke up last year.
"I had so much fun last year, I set an alarm—let’s hope I don’t snooze through Monster Month for another hundred years!"
We're excited to announce that Mildred is awake in 2024!
She shared this message on Monster Month social media on the first day of autumn.
This year, she’s dusted off her spooktacles (after an eternity of searching, of course) and is determined to be a more visible part of the celebrations.
"I’ll be honest, waking up after this 9-month snooze isn’t easy. It’s like being hit by a runaway hearse," Mildred confesses with a laugh. "But I’m here now, and I promise you’ll be seeing...errr.. hearing a lot more of me—at least until my next nap."
Will We Ever See Mildred?
Though Mildred is now awake and active in the Monster Month festivities (even helping to uncover all the juicy secrets of the season from the local cornfield—"because the corn has ears!"), there’s still one little mystery... no one has ever laid eyes on her.
Some believe she even has eyes on the back of her head.
"I’m elusive, darling. A little mystery never hurt anyone!" Mildred teases. "Besides, who needs to see me when you can feel my presence... especially when you're least expecting it."
With six eyes, a fabulous sense of humor, and a heart as big as her spooky crypt, Mildred has quickly become one of Monster Month’s most beloved residents—even if she tends to remain in the shadows.
But she promises that this year, she’ll be more present than ever.
"I’ll do my best to stay awake for the whole season. No promises, though. A girl needs her rest if she's going to look this delightfully dreadful!"
Artist Portrayals of Mildred
Here are four artistic interpretations of what Mildred might look like—though, of course, no one has ever actually seen her!
Mildred’s Future in Monster Month
Mildred is excited to join the monstrous fun this year and in many years to come.
Whether she’s hidden in costume at the Monster March or lending a hand (or six) at The Awakening, you can count on her to bring a bit of wit, charm, and monstrous mom energy to all the upcoming festivities.
"Just don’t expect me at any events before noon. Beauty sleep first, monsters second!" Mildred quips. "But hey, if you see a cauldron of coffee floating down the streets of Elora or Fergus, you’ll know I’m nearby!"
So, if you happen to feel a chill down your spine during this year’s Monster Month, or you spot a shadow with more eyes than you can count... it just might be Mildred, finally wide awake and ready to celebrate with the rest of us.
Chat with Mildred
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Do you have any burning questions for Mildred? Drop them in the comments—just don’t wake her too early! 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️
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